So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Bring me that man meat
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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