Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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