I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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