dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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