Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
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