talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
tell me about the eggs
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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