Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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