Nicole vs. Life
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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