If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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