Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I just had sex on a roof
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
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