I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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