I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Randomize
