I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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