Three words: puerto rican gang bang
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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