you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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