We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
