His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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