hell yes lets make some ravioli
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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