we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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