oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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