FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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