Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
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