Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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