When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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