i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
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