lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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