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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
He passed out mid-signature
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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