I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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