I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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