and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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