I showed him my bush... on skype.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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