So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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