If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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