Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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