quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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