worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Randomize