Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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