people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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