she was so not down for the gang bang
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
My balls are so social today.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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