she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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