I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I need to stop coming to work sober
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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