those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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