Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
My room smells like vodka and shame
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
