Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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