i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
