Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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