i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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