weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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