....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
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