..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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