What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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