just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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