If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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