Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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