brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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