they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Randomize
