im drinking this country out of the recession.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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